Making friends is easy

We take over from the night crew, who tell us that one of them had struck lucky with a dimensionally challenged and visually challenging member of the nursing home staff.


A little something like this:

Staff: You might need this (hands over emesis bag) 

Ambo: Why? We have plenty in the truck! 

Staff: No, I really think you need this. I'm sure it's about the right size condom for you! *winks*