Friday, January 28, 2011


Hello dear reader,
The Republic has moved. You can now follow everything on

Not only have I moved, but I have also joined the EMS Blogs Network.
No change really, apart from a different theme, yours truly trying to keep you up to date with some of my thoughts, but being amongst some other great writers out there (here are the other networked blogs:

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Making friends is easy

We take over from the night crew, who tell us that one of them had struck lucky with a dimensionally challenged and visually challenging member of the nursing home staff.

A little something like this:

Staff: You might need this (hands over emesis bag
Ambo: Why? We have plenty in the truck! 
Staff: No, I really think you need this. I'm sure it's about the right size condom for you! *winks*