Envisage following scene:
(enter big person who has just got up from the toilet, walked through the bathroom door and is standing in front of us):
pain Pain PAIN! I can't walk, I can's sit, I can't even get up when I'm on the toilet. My back hurts. Really bad. Horribly bad. Do something. And what are you wearing? Is that your new uniform? It's horrible!(enter the aghast, hollow and echoing mind of the flobach)
...horrible...orrible...rrible...rible...ible...ble...le..e...(enter the face.etc. motor control bit of the flobachbrain)
Right everyone, we need to pull up the sides of those lips, scrunch those eyes a little to get a professional and positive scenario going on here! C'mon muscles, get to it! And tell that voicebox to get some lame joke happening, pronto!Sounds like everything went smooth? Yes, everything except for the trip to hospital.
I may have aimed for every gutter and pothole until we got there.
Oops.
(and read this if you already haven't)
