I wasn't expecting some kind of spanish inquisition!

Called to an elderly Gentleman, lift assist only. On arrival, we check he has no injuries, lift him back in to bed, and make sure he doesn't want to come to hospital.

Ambo: You sure you didn't injure yourself, and you don't want to come to hospital?

Man: Yes, I'm sure.

Ambo: Good. If you did hurt yourself, that would be a completely different kettle of fish.

Man: What kind of fish?

Hmm, wasn't prepared for that one...