At little hospital, I have one hand on the rails of the bed. Our patient starts stroking my gloved hand with one finger, with a big grin.
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We arrive at big hospital. Patient looks up, points at me, and says:
"You're cool. I like you" *massive grin*
To which I reply:
"Nah, nobody thinks I'm cool. That's just the morphine."
To which our patient turns to his mother:
"MUUUUM!!! Can you get me some Morphine for home please? "
