Triage Nurse: What is your name?
Patient: *stutters, looks frustrated, mutters something incomprehensible*
Patient: Inlisch
Triage Nurse: No you don't, otherwise I would understand you.
Patient: Inlisch
Triage Nurse: What day is it today?
Patient: *stutters, looks frustrated, mutters something incomprehensible*
Triage Nurse: What is your name?
Patient: Inlisch.
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After that brief but very amusing conversation, I went to restock my ambulance.
